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The Pintos arrival coincided with my high school years. Back in th 70s it was not the custom to buy your off spring a new car. The hand me down was the ride of the day. And boy o boy the straight to junior arc of theses cars is telling. Mom and Pops couldn’t wait to give it to the young ‘uns. I had the oppurtunity to

Being in that demographic I disagee. Stripped down work trucks turn a profit. For owner operators and large corporations. These trucks are purchased by 50-60 year old fat white men that don’t have to work.

Yup. She is grounded to the ground.

No way. Not unless they offer the flower vase for my cactus.

Let me at em, let meeee at em!

Nonsense. Spending thirty thousand clams for an offroad rig with a Toyota pedigree the last thing you would expect is the designers using this as a model.

Right? That cruiser is suppose to be an off road rig. If you can’t see where you are going... you are going to be off road more then you planned.

That’s kinda funny as I also bought a highlander. But last year. Suits the purpose. I needed a contractor command car for samples, paperwork, and the dogs. Many times it doesn’t pay to roll up on a prospective customer with the F350 ladderrack tool ensemble with bubba and his lunch riding shotgun. So I set my eyes on

With cash in hand along with a year long plan... no aspirational dream, I went to the Toyota dealer to pick one up. Told the salesman, I’ll take that one. Thankfully my daughter said, pops, sit in it for cripes sake. I did. Didn’t even drive it. Just sat for 5 minutes. That was enough. Better visibility in a

Oh come on. I expect this kind of overprotective helcoptacommenting from the likes of the smothering, mollycoddling clueless. Not from folks who read Jalopnik first thing on a sunday morning.

You should be degrayed now.

As I understand it there are divisions at UPS. Your regular Amazon or less then 50LB order...And UPS freight. As a contractor I have ordered many large Items UPS freight, (A fuckin sawmill even) each and every time a unmitigated disaster. From dispatch to delivery something goes wrong allways. Twice I have paid guys

Thanks.

Are you aware that the rate of STD transference in nursing homes is three times the national average? With that being said, trolling the buffet at Golden Corral with this baby is a win. Just make sure you and your heart are OK with the massive amounts of Viagra you will need to power the ride. Nice price for

This is great. But sadly the fifty five year old just divorced desk jockey bros whose thirst for relevancy ends them up on a 1200cc faded lifestyle as a first ride, really need some training. Save the olds!

In some circles the Mini has a gender specific identity or maybe the stigma of yuppie hipsterism. Either way Patrick, I don’t hit girls.

Hah! I rode in the hatch of a 240z from Albany to lake Champlain.

That’s a legacy Powerwagon. They call it a Powerwagon as you need to win the Powerball to buy it. 280 thousand dollars.

When I saw this picture, I actually, for a fleeting moment, got that taste in my mouth. Screw you. :)