My only gripe, at $500-$1300 this product is priced out of the market that needs it most. The 17 to 25 year old, new and inexperienced rider.

After reconsidering my pipe vote this idea started knocking on the door. Being semi retired, why not buy this, tool around the island for 6 months, then sell it and come home. Northeast winters suck.

Yeah, I’m a dual douchbag when it comes to this. As a passenger in my own vehicles, A/C on high at me, radio loud, laptop connected and on the phone. Micro manage all the buttons on top of passenger seat suggestions.

I hadn’t seen my little brother in years. He pulled into my driveway with this very same colored soul, with a Yakima rack and I shit you not, Hamster masks. He thought I was rolling in the driveway unable to catch my breath from the hilarity of the masks. He was wrong.

Sober morning light. Or, Jesus, beer for breakfast!

Old joke punch line. Go back! Go back! It’s only a blow job!

Relax Sean, I’m pretty sure he was referencing the MC journalism here on Jalopnik.

Not true. I used mine to chase striped bass from Provincetown to Cape May for two years. 79/80. By 81 you could see through it. It was wonderful in a short term relationship kind of way.

No. Simple as that.

Normally, my postion is under 5 grand Nice price.But this? This is destined to be a lawn ornament. It sloves no problems. It is not a truck and barely a car. Now my opinion is just that. Colored by experience. And the pinto was one of the biggest turds ever shat by my favorite manufacturer.

If Rob can get up at precisly whatever time he does in order to be punctual to the minute of nice price or crack pipe, He needs a round of applause. I have a crew of 6 that must exchange excuses explaining why they are late to Mrs. Magillicuddys job. Back to the topic at hand. If I want a nightmare along with a years…

I see this, I feel like the guy who drank daily with Picasso. Hey Carp he would say, “lend me a coupla sou, I will write you a IOU on this here napkin.” Every day at lunch the same shit, and I would reply, “Nah ya lush, its on me, quit scrawlin.”

I think Ms. Schrader should be commended for her outstandig race coverage. No, screw you by crickey, the only coverage I had as a youth was Jakie Stewart On Wide World Of Sports. Put that in to the narrow perspective of a speed demon in the late sixties. We new nothing.

Let me elaborate a little more, nothing drew me do it. It was like buying a freezer knowing you just went into the ice cream business. But. I have zero complaints.

I have always been partial to Fjs, Land cruisers, Toy pick ups. In my 40 year car career I have owned many. One day at the toyota dealer for one of my kids, knowing I was about to make a investment in Blonde Golden Retrievers....There was A Highlander on the floor. I pictured it with a rubber mat and a dog bar.. and…

Oh Hell. I own one. It is a wonderful couch on wheels. My human children are grown. It is the perfect canine caravan though. See, I had to fill up that empty nest.

See, that’s the thing. One of my vehicles is a new Highlander. Completely invisible.

Easy. Sew up all your pockets.

Almost 60. Dammit. You also know dang well you would hang it out with a car like that, driven in your very own neighborhood. I also live 4 miles or 3 minutes from the state police barracks on one of the most scenic and hot rodded roads in the north east. I may not get locked up, after all I made it this far, but it…

My only problem with this purchase is I am on the cusp of 60 years young, with the wallet that entails but the functioning maturity of a 17 year old. The problem arises with how my grown children, with family’s of their own, will be able to schedule the visits to prison. I’m gonna need a large commisary.