But that’s realistic.

The Sugga.

I see a business opportunity. Shovels to the gold miners. Who wants to buy a hat?

We have suicide knobs on the lawn tractors, compact tractors and backhoe. They are indispensable. We don’t have them on the trucks because we were led to believe...

You have to have a really tight ass to make a rectal diamond.

This is quite the panjandrum.

Would one of you kind folks photoshop the stars and bars on this ? Thanks.

Rephrase, I would have written on my own Hummer.

I would have written the note right on the Hummer, giving a permanent reminder of how many fucks I gave.

Stevie Wonder.

All of it reminds me of this.

Bated breath. I’m a dick.

You forgeta one for da Gooma.

I have worn a Navy watch hat since 1963, just not above 38 degrees. Maybe that’s whats cooking these poor kids brains.

• 8 grand for that boat? Not in the lake district of North Jersey. One of the family business’s is landscaping. We get asked to haul away fiberglass tri hulls regularly. That is after no one will buy them for 1500, 1000, or 500 bucks, but I will give you $250 for the trailer because its worth $300 in aluminum scrap.…

$8000 car + $1000 boat + $800 trailer = $34,800? If you say so, I say pipe.

The Russian word for brother is brat. Brrrrat. This is a Brrrat truck.

This guy suffered from some heavy duty Morgellons shit.

Spring loaded center punch.

You are missing a big selling point here. Bolt two child seats in the back and haul your mini sheiks around the compound.