Drawing a hand is harder then drawing a inside straight.

I had to look it up. Just any old heli wont do. You would have to invest in a Eurocopter.

At 21 I bowled a 70.

That's a keeper right there. If it wasn't in Georgia I would empty the 10 year change jar right now.

Wow. I am close to tripping over 60. I have never, ever had that feeling. Either I was born an old man or I’m flippin Peter Pan.

Also great for avoiding that 3rd DWI.

You going to install it yourself? If not, take the square foot size of your door or box, multiply by $233.00. Then double it. That will be the Harry the homeowner price.

3’ x 5’ pane is going to cost me $3500 bucks.

Its automatic frosting glass. Throw the switch, frosts right over. We had a client that wanted this. Until we gave them the number. In their case kinda like 4000 dollar rims on a Chevette.

Nobody hates you. But here is what I would do. Hire a chauffeur off the corner and stay in the back seat. Touring all the high falutin establishments on your Jalopnik expense account.

Are you being treated by the public differently?

The one who forgets to inform you that they are carrying something you should know about.

Hearse.

100 points for Travis McGee reference.

Not for my generational ilk. Sheer terror at the lack of control. How you gonna back seat drive a computer?

No. He has a ‘stache like my sainted Mother.

You forgot the “only”. Only $184,000. And 99 cents.

There are two kinds of people. Those who say "It will do 200" or "it does 200."

My only issue with a 200 mile an hour car, after I purchased it, you know I would just have to try. Then with my luck, up for sale it would have to go. You know, for prison commissary funds.

Wait a sec, the last time I bet against stoopid, I had to eat a hipsters hat. CP anyway, but I’ll never do that again. Watch it go 85%.