You know, its relative. Every time Tavarish posts one of these the naysayers pounce. But these deals aren't really for you to begin with. You have to have cash. I do. Granted sixty is fast approaching, the kids are grown, one groomed for the family business, the house paid for and the only things holding me back are a…

Two bit? Sheet, that's only a quarter, or half of fifty cent.

Nice price. Sadly due to 15% of you, I am off to Brooklyn to honor my commitment. It being Friday and I am apprehended for eating a hipsters fedora, I won't be arraigned until Monday. This baby will be gone by then. Thanks again you 15%.

Aww crap, used excavator or new truck?

If this doesn't go down as 100% bejeweled glass dick, I will drive to Brooklyn, accost a ironic hipster and eat his fedora.

This man is just trying to one up the Ohio hood pooper. A copy scat if you will.

That thing on the dash is a Italian Breathalyzer.

I was going to use me and John Holmes, I can go anywhere.

Slant back H1, which I always kinda wanted. Until today. Thanks Doug.

I don't know why, but everytime I encounter a H2 on the road, I think of Snookie.

Upon cognizance I was awarded match box cars and erector sets. Then in 1964 I was 6 and still a frog in the well, when my father pulled up in a Rolls Silver Cloud. On 51st in Hells Kitchen. The commotion of that day forever cemented in me the power of the automobile in American life. Yeah at 6. By the way the rolls…

Silly.

Agreed. Also this car will appreciate more the my $400,000 house. Then again not fer nuthin do I attend gamblers anonymous.

Hyperbole. I was merely pointing out that this vehicle has the potential to reach escape velocity. Inner or outer space. Of course inner space when reached will be followed by a nice service and a fine wake.

The Saturn 5 was only doing 51mph after 9 seconds.

Dammit! I am past my mid life crises. Where is that impulse buy it now urge when I need it? Noooo... I am a responsible business owner with family and dedicated employees. Shit, being a grown up is hard. Nice price all day long.

Henry Michael "Kervorkian" Gevorgyan

Initial reaction . . . stink bug.

Nah, fore, aft and side paint ball guns firing washable pink paint. For when there is never a cop around.

Here is the problem. If I liquidated some equipment, I could just barely do this. What I can't do is pay the salary of the 365/24/7 driver to cater to my every whim.