Nah, fore, aft and side paint ball guns firing washable pink paint. For when there is never a cop around.

Here is the problem. If I liquidated some equipment, I could just barely do this. What I can't do is pay the salary of the 365/24/7 driver to cater to my every whim.

No Kidding. It is still brand association us geezers over a certain age have fond memories of.

Or Herters, where you could buy everything to build your own fly rod for 35 dollars that would rival today's $2000 sticks.

Yes, a fellow Geezer. You could buy a Fly Rod at Abercrombie.

Sport Hunting? Only if your naked and armed with a rock is it sport hunting.

I was born, raised and matriculated on the streets of NYC.

True rental truck story. I designed and built a custom unit of furniture known as a built-in for a house in Vermont. Build it here and install it there. Needed a box truck to get it there so rented one from Budget. At one of the rest stops on the thruway my partner looks in the map pocket of the passenger door and…

Merry Christmas to all of you.

Nah, the car, the fine, the repair and the gift for the passengers troubles will be covered by daddy.

Also related, people who refuse to turn their lights on during inclement weather.

All that money. One guy, 1/2 a day, one of these with a small tractor.

Or This

Its all about the hp and GPM of the hydraulics. With high GPM you can run some real money making attachments like this

$4000 dollars cheaper then what I really need.

You mean .01 percenters as 1 percenters are a different subset.

May get some crap for this but we work for a living.

Hey Debbie, go pimp yer ride somewhere else. You and your ilk are scorned here and wasting your time.

That foliage looks like Mile a minute, the kudzu of the north east. kill it all

I'll take it, if you pay me 4 thousand. I wouldn't even settle for free. The scrap value is 50 bucks.