Are you a teleporting asshole that doesn’t sit still long enough for me to Reptile you into oblivion? Cool.

I’m kind of disappointed they did all this with no stars.

Pretty cool PC guys.. At least I can still play MKX on my console.

Unplug your dial-up modem or unsubscribe from call waiting on that same land-line.

off a building!!!

Another flawless victory for console users!

By “large drill” in Jason X listed under weapons do you mean the post hole digger/auger? Because I remember him using one just don’t remember which one. I used to have the DVD set and the 4 outside of the set.

For a good reason.

I hope its deep dish, if not I would settle for stuffed crust.

That was in Washington State. I really can’t speak for the whole state but definitely what I saw. Maybe my town at the time was a group of really bad people, we did help spawn Jesus, the gay guy, the anti-Christ, and the ghost hunter (Jim Caviezel, Ross Mathews, Glenn Beck and Chad Lindberg), three of those really…

Hate to say it but you weren’t partying. I laughed at this shit because I was a teen about 15 years ago and our parties were pretty out of control, I saw the first picture and thought “kids are sitting down at parties now?” I think only the fucking weird kids sat down on the couches. Kitchens, back patios, bathrooms…

I agree, I would like to chime in and say to the kid barely scratching the surface who said “Wu Tang is Rap not Hip-Hop”. Rap is one of the 5 pillars of Hip-Hop culture. Wu is Rap. Wu is Hip-Hop. Wu is an easy go to for a lot of people... There are thousands of little shitty coffee can exhaust import tuners with the W…

my solution:

I agree partially, back when I used to play games on a PC I would listen to Mozart or the like while murdering folks in Quake, DOOM, or Duke Nukem 3D so violent games and classical music go hand in hand for me and would probably trigger some RAGE!!!

I keep a rage pillow next to me on the sofa... During most games it sits unsuspecting while other games force the pillow to receive an extra helping of punches to it’s little pillowy face!!! Lately round 3 losses on MKX have been helping me dish out more punches in real life. Some times it seems like a game already…

How do we know the person who provided the info for this article wasn’t the investigators goat to guy for information?

“The threat read ‘All your base are belong to us.’ and the hackers responsible are being investigated” -News Outlet (probably)

When reading this note I couldn’t help but think, . o O (why would Mayweather write such an incriminating letter against himself?).

I saw the 30 seconds of highlights on this morning’s news. I feel like I watched the whole fight. Mayweather won the final round of Dancing With The Stars. What a joke. This cemented why MMA is winning the popularity contest. The ring of superstars is a fucking joke. I’m glad I didn’t waste the money to watch Pacquiao…

Pikacthulhu. You’re welcome.