kahnscript
Kahn Script
kahnscript

You're right, the down vest he is wearing is completely uncalled for too.

Pretty sure his face is covered cause it's cold as fuck in Seattle during the winter. Half the time? Yup. Home games.

All I know is when I play Madden 15 and put in cheat codes I can only use the Patriots as my team. Lame.

I can't tell which commenters are expressing sarcasm and which ones are just fucking retarded.

I was a telemarketer for ADT doing outbound sales. I was also the floor lead, so customer service "issues" would come to me. I agree with having to have thick skin, the more abuse I would receive the bigger the grin on my face would get. I'd watch people around me cry on a daily basis it's easier to believe that there

Yeah, I got my One about 6 months ago and that was one of the first things I noticed. And I do use it to see if I will like a game. It's pretty handy when I question if a reboot is worth it, i.e. is there enough to make me want to buy these titles again? Halo MCC, GTAV, and Alien Isolation were all decisions made

Brilliant. #foundsomeoneformyfriendlist

Brilliant. #foundsomeoneformyfriendlist

And the only advantage Sony had has crumbled... I'm pretty sure this was a marketing strategy. They changed that in a couple weeks? Riiiight! Go team XBOX!!!

I am already getting one anyways, now I just don't have to pay my ISP bill on time....!

Why does Kotaku seem to be on team Sony the same way Gizmodo seems to be on team Apple? Are you guys just waiting for November to let Sony know you have to let them down slowly to keep them from stalking you, and facebooking Xbox One behind your back when Microsoft becomes the new Apple of your eye?

Let me slip out from under the bridge real quick like and ask a simple question. Why? All I read in the comments is negative dribble about how everyone is all sad they have to be online. And whoever made the MMO example... Really? You can't even play your game without connection so quit crying over a few seconds a day

I'm excited for Xbox One. The games look amazing. Over the years I have owned both Sony and MS gaming systems. I ditched the slow load times of my PS One for N64, ditched the slow games and slow load times of my PS2 for an Xbox, And traded in my PS3 (with slow gameplay and b-grade games) when I used my 360 nonstop and

It will be business as usual when 89% of the "I won't buy one" crowd owns ONE this time next year. I laugh at you.

Xbox hasn't let me down in the past. I trust I'll be picking up a sick ass system w/ incredible, mind blowing games later this year.

Were the Xbox fanboys like this on the day of the PS4 reveal? This is why I stopped visiting Gizmodo. I used to enjoy that site, until the Apple and Android fanboys became more prevalent than the actual site. At least I still have io9, DC and Marvel fanboys are a lot less obnoxious. But, I guess I'd be upset too if I

Nintendo hasn't lived up to it's name since 64.

At the end of the day the name doesn't mean a damn thing. I dumped my slow ass ps1 for a Dreamcast, dumped my slow ass ps2 for an Xbox, dumped my slow ass ps3 for a 360... and now I won't make the mistake of buying a Sony before a superior product. Xbox could call it the shitCan4.1 with blinking lights n shit... and

May 21, 2013... Microsoft reveals the new Xbox One, described as a new bridge for Playstation fanboys to troll under. The new snap feature allows PS4 users to have discussion groups during load screens while simultaneously letting Xbox users play next gen games.

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