The very least, there should be a scene at the start where Mama Quill, young as she is, is hanging out in a bar somewhere. She goes outside, gets some drunks following her and hassling her. Then there’s an exchange from a figure in the shadows. At the end of it, there’s a hand reaching out to her. She asks, “How did…

Paranormal investigators are inherently ridiculous, and it’s weird to see the topic treated with such gravitas. I want to see a poltergeist chasing Vera Farmiga around while brandishing Patrick Wilson’s helpless body as a cudgel.

Forty years ago

“Fuck that pack of oath-breaking assassins” strikes me as a perfectly rational response without being turned into some mystical quasi-zombie.

Except Barrowman because he is eternal. Have you seen him in Arrow lately? Time has just now began to get its claws into him and even that is minor and pathetic. Time needs to step up its game if it wants Barrowman to bow to its pressure.

There really aren’t many gay love stories in Speculative works of fiction, so I normally round up where I can. LOTR is totally about platonic love. When rounded up, it is one of the greatest gay love stories ever.

did i miss the part where you discuss how the internet forces two characters together?

Counter-counterpoint (that’s not really a counterpoint): all movies are better in a theater that serves wine. I saw Age of Ultron in my local wine-serving theater and I can attest that superhero carnage pairs nicely with merlot.

As an American who lived in Australia I can tell you, you have no idea how funny that is. Australians HATE that ‘shrimp on the barbe’ ad. “IT’S A PRAWN!”.

The proper term is prawn, mate.

At this point, if the film sucks, I won’t be even slightly mad, because of the joy this entire promotional campaign is giving me.

Worth it just for this. I thought Cold would end up helping more in a set up for his joining Legends of Tomorrow.

Hurt/comfort manpile, because Rhodey was down and in Tony’s arms at one point.

NO it’s a quandrangle!!! Falcon is the fourth piece to this beautiful boyfriend foursome.

I know nothing about the comics, but have no issue keeping track.

If that happens, I guess I’ll have to start thinking of him as the very poor man’s Rachel Weisz.

See, this stuff right here is why I never understood the big outcry when Disney tossed out the EU. There were a handful of cool stories buried under a mountain of pure amateurish garbage. I will gladly sacrifice Thrawn to free the stories from the shackles of this kind of nonsense.

One of the first things that got me excited about The Force Awakens (I mean, aside from the whole concept of finally getting an Episode VII) was the inclusion of John Boyega in the cast. He is so great in this movie and really brings some depth and gravitas to a character who spends much of the movie not being very…

What needs to happen is that Earth-2 Oliver emerges alive... as the Canary. In the Silver Age Black Canary costume.