theyre the most fun when youre playing with your family.  cause they should know when youre full of shit.  its easy to lie to strangers, even if theyre your friends and have been for years.  playing against my mom and brother is a pain in the ass.  

i go to heb and only heb because theyre a damn good company and they do a lot for the towns theyre in. they have trucks waiting a hundred miles away during hurricanes so they can get aid to the coastal towns right away. i also only go to a specific one because the produce and meat have better variety. i do hit up a…

its called a femtocell.  all the providers started selling them a few years ago to alleviate congestion on their networks by using device owners personal internet connections. 

no because there is noone really checking to make sure the cars are production spec.  then you get bullshit like nissans gtr time at the ring when it was heavily modified and they came out with a special package  you could order to make the car the same as the one they used that damn near doubled the price of the car. 

mcdonalds triple cheeseburger works because of the little thin patties.  i miss when they were 3 for 3$ back in high school .

cool ranch.  unless its the hot version of the nacho cheese they do in the roulette bags.  but id take cool ranch over regular nacho cheese. 

other than it being plastic and that big ass row of buttons i think its a great performance deal.  id argue that its hands down the best price performance car you can buy period.  if the mustang gt got back below 30 id give it back to that but if this can hit under 60 it will be amazing.  but lets see if it gets a…

hey if any interesting woman wants to use me for a foodie call ill let em.  i get tired of eating alone and as much as i work my schedule never aligns with anyones.  having someone else at the table even if they arent saying anything feels better.  and lets face it theyre never saying anything because people are lame…

that was mine but with the full natural colored interior. like that bronze. 

are those performance numbers for the base model with the lt2 or with the twin turbo caddy motor or whatever the hell the top end one can do.  if they can get that performance with the lt2 everyone in the industry is doing to have to rethink their shit.  

what fucking planet do you live in where humans can keep 15mph easily?  other than bolt who can do that shit easily.  they also arent walking 7-8mph.  

you can just buy a pizza before you get to the airport and bring it on the plane with you. pay as much for the whole thing as they charge for one slice in the airport. keep dry ice in your bag to freeze some whiskey solid so that you can bring that on the plane as well. ditch the ice at the first security checkpoint…

if i could find any impossible products id give it a shot.  i just bought some nice ground sirloin.  and some smokey ass bacon.  i cant wait to get home. 

the f35 might be more advanced but goddamn the su35 is beautiful.  

as long as he isnt buying from automax or patriot he will be ok.  the dealerships in this town are shit. 

the camaro is half assed. the camaro and mustang were supposed to be affordable sporty family cars. they got into a dick measuring contest and now theyre both useless to that effect and theyre more 2 seat sports coupes with rear seats for lt dan.

some of us dont like leather.  i live in texas i really dont like burning my ass and legs and sliding around the car in the corners.  id prefer nice cloth seats.  not that youre getting that anywhere.  but bad cloth is better than leather anyday. 

id love to know why it costs so damn much. surely they couldve gotten the price around 40 for a scat pack type model. no plans for something like that i guess its just a damn near hellcat matching 65k

building codes different over there?? no fire escapes outside. any fire suppression systems mandatory in office buildings?

if this thing bombs after the redesign of the camaro after one year and the severe drop in sales of the silverado gm is going to be in deep shit.