... are they going to have penis-shaped super soakers at this prom? If so, I’m jealous.

Warmhearted and sympathetic make me want to fucking barf.

I see “gentle” on one of the arms.

But only butt stuff if it’s with a woman. That’s totes okay, it’s in the Bible!

Like a comic-ninja, you manage to sneak in from the shadows, drop a perfect one liner, and then disappear as if you never existed. This is why you’re the best.

Move to Kenosha (this is my lame attempt at joking with a fellow Wisconsinite).

My nerdrage is through the roof today, and this just made me laugh, so thanks.

I’ve gotten so cynical about politics that I just assumed every politician does this because money/power and it’s they way they hold on to both.

I recently had a co-worker quit who was a pay grade/title above me. I took on about 90% of his workload. Prior to his leaving, I had been asking for a promotion after busting my ass for 3 years. Coworker leaves, I ask again if I can get a promotion especially since we have the salary/space opened up now.

I’ve been getting the “be patient” and “worker harder” mantra for two years.

I’m guessing about 15 people didn’t say anything because they didn’t want to become “that bitch” and lose their job.

*Reverse*

Having learned to fill in my eyebrows with a straight angle on them (not curved like a comma) has done wonders to my overall appearance. I love it.

If my memory serves me correctly, there were two difdifferently named yet identical looking purple bears with a white flower on the chest. There were only 100 made of the one name, but thousands of the other.

More like overly-processed-barely-cheese-anymore-cheese isn’t healthy.

Looooove it!

I met my husband somewhat randomly. I knew of him through World of Warcraft ...

“fine china”

It is.

I can’t imagine having p-in-v sex for more than 10 minutes because when I do, bam UTI. Fuck that noise, I’m out.