My dad really wanted to name me Hawkeye, but my mom balked. When I was a kid I thought I'd be embarrassed by that name but now I think it would be bad ass.

*snickers* Bertha Belle, IIRC, or something like.

My mom wanted to name my brother Luke, but the story goes that my dad had jealousy issues with Luke of General Hospital, so he was named after my dad instead.

Flloyd. Fucking Flloyd. It was his turn to name the baby, and with two daughters he knew it was his last change to use his favourite name. He wanted it to be a constant reminder of his college days.

I have no idea what my parents wanted to name me in an alternate universe, but I do have a couple of funny name stories.

My mom used to tell me that if I was a boy, she would have named me "Michael Jackson." But I also think my mom likes to fuck with me sometimes, so I don't know.

Oh no, they say he's got to go, go go Catzilla

This was all part of the plan.

Why would someone waste their money on organic cat litter that doesn't even come into contact with people or animals? Of all the things to buy organic....this is like a negative number on the list.

Just how many jobs do you think there in dance, gymnastics, etc.? Because make no mistake, most of these women are serious athletes. There is a reason that most professional dancers don't make much relative to how hard they work, because they love what they do. The performers in Cirque du Soleil get paid shit too, but…

I am so, so, SO sick of "if they don't like it, they should just quit." It's a way to defend dehumanizing treatment of employees without actually coming out and saying it. I don't give a shit WHAT someone does for a living — NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO THIS SHIT.

Would you say that about any other job? A job is a job is a job. It doesn't give you the right to violate the law - subjecting employees to working for less than minimum wage and sexual harassment.

Voter Fraud Barbie should be an empty box.

OK, I know I'm probably in the minority here but I love it! I would gladly buy the entire line of Barbie Strawmen: Misandrist Barbie, Welfare Queen Barbie, Voter Fraud Barbie, etc.

LOVE both of those movies!

I will defend it to the death.

everyone shits on 50 first dates but iiiiii kind of love it and i will fight people about it

Spanglish was also awesome

I refuse to let this ruin my love of The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates.