I'm totally all for trying new things...and if you don't like it, stop. If you like it, go for it. But yes, not a bargaining chip to keep the relationship and don't do something you don't like doing just so you can throw it back in their face in a therapy session.

Well damn. In the state of Indian you are correct. What a horrifyingly narrow definition!

"I did things with you that you wanted me to do!"

Ok, you just need to stop. The problem with your "solution" is that it ignores the history of sexual abuse towards women and how systemic it is. Boundaries don't mean anything to people who think they're entitled to another person's body. That's what the issue is. Not deciding when it's "ok" to objectify other people…

Funny you should say that, I've done a lot of work in the T&A business and Hooters customers were way worse behaved than the gentlemen at the strip club or cam show viewers. I thought Hooters would be like stripping with less acro but it was just as hard for crappier tips and worse treatment. The food service element…

I'm pretty sure a woman who likes to dress provocatively and have casual sex/one-night stands wouldn't walk into Atomic Grill and expect to do so right there in the restaurant, seeing as how they're not that kind of establishment. Nor would most men walk into Atomic Grill and make the kind of demand this cretin did.

Between his dickheadedness and that fucking horseshoe pube mustache, I'm surprised his chin isn't a ballsack.

If you're the only one using the mic, it's not unhygienic. If you clean it regularly, which I believe he does, it's not unhygienic. That's like saying playing any brass or wind instrument is unhygienic.

Domestic violence-fighting Space Dad!

Patrick Stewart is everybody's Space Dad.

But he has magnificent drummer-face!

Kate and I got into a pretty heated discussion over this. I'm pro-Dave. She's anti "because he puts his mouth on the microphone when he sings."

BETTER. THAN. OUR. DADS.

No Dave Grohl = All Credibility Lost

I swear to dog I scrolled down through this whole list just looking to see where Patrick Stewart would be and my heart actually started to pound at about 10 at the idea that you guys had left him out. I am so sorry for my doubt, however short-lived.

Yeah, it's not just the texture it's also those awful colors. "Hmmm, do ya think I could get a mani in Suicidal Lilac and Dirty Taupe?"

Crackle will be back. I skipped it this time around because it was all the rage when I was in 7th grade. The last thing my nails want is to be reminded of the horrors I thought were cute in 1997.

Gross.

It's all fun and games until you accidentally gnaw your fingernails off while eating Cheetos.