That's exactly what my friend and I were saying yesterday! The silver lining is that Melisandre has some nice-ass titties.

I was v. disappointed that we did not see any schlong in the scene with Dany and then in the very next scene, there were titties galore. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DEMAND EQUALITY

She looks suspiciously Melisandre-esque.

I've been waiting for this post, there have been some awesome looks at Cannes!

FUCKING WORD. I am 33 weeks measuring 37, still working full time. I can't decide which is worse: "Have you had that baby?" or "When are you due, you're so huge!!!!!!"

I think Michelle Duggar is reasonably healthy- physically. I question her mental health on a regular basis, given her determination to continue to have babies after her last, high risk and nearly catastrophic pregnancy.

You and your awesome pregnancies can go fuck yourself, Sawyer...

You think her pussy will riot?

Yes! I lost serious pounds from post-break-up "too sad to eat" depression. By the next time I saw my ex and his best friend, I was feeling strong and looking hot. The best friend said "Dayum, girl! You lost a shit-ton of weight!" To which I replied (while holding eye-contact with the ex), "Yeah, I had a 180-pound…

So...a woman finds pregnancy to be a positive experience and has waived the surrogacy fee to give three children to families that want to adopt, and we're going ewwww?

I kind of wish I lived somewhere that someone could spread talk "all around town." I hope you spread it all around town that Mr. Open Relationship is a dolt.

As someone who just got out of a Mono/Poly relationship (I was intentionally mono, but was trying to learn to accept my partner's claimed polyamorous lifestyle...though she was fucking TERRIBLE at it and is now in a "closed" relationship with her new girlfriend, since I left), open relationships are really fucking…

Take that L, bruh.

This is SO delicious. I too hope this woman is now sexing on Tattoos McMuscles and is no longer speaking to the OP.

"so I was keen to keep this one and still am" He sounds like he is talking about a dog.

Because he thought he was going to be fucking the hottest of hot girls and his poor, sad, fat girlfriend was going to let him. He thought that no one could possibly find her attractive, let along fuckable. Sounds like she's been getting some prime tail and he hasn't.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

"In fact, it's such a pitch-perfect story of one man's comeuppance that I can't help but wonder whether it isn't a lively bit of fiction dropped into a corner of the Internet primed to have kittens over it. "

I just.. I just can't. There are no words. Part of me is happily cheering the girl on (she seems totally fine with the situation now, so good for her) and the other part doesn't want to live on a planet where men like this actually exist.

Would have been great if he responded with a bowl of Risotto.