... the only store I could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? They whole store got the flu ...

I'm crying due to laughing so hard. This was the perfect response. Thank you for improving my day (that has sucked so far).

If Archer is just a bunch of fart jokes, explosions, and boobs, 0 fucks given. Love it.

*Insert obligatory Firefly comment here.*

Glad I'm not the only person that thought this was lamesauce.

Scalebound is the Legend of Dragoon 2 we never got?

A forearm to the side of the neck can really do some damage.

If you got away, you win! That's the mantra we've been taught in our self-defense sessions in Taekwondo. Create distance. If a couple strikes will accomplish that, do it, but ultimately, create distance and get away.

Up. Wall-E. Toy Story. The Iron Giant. Those sorts of movies. I do not watch movies like The Notebook. I consider these "love stories" and they just do not interest me. I know there is most likely more to them than just the love plot, but I don't exactly care. Up had a better love story in the first 10 minutes of…

You do realize that 1.) syphilis is cured completely by antibiotics as are many STD's and 2.) the only way she got it was by (assuming she is a straight woman) from another man. So why is excommunicating her necessary? Why not find the guy that gave it to her and give him a piece of your mind?

Not just that she is an untrustworthy "whore" but that considering her to be a heretic would be elevating her above the status of untrustworthy "whore".

They had made their decisions out of their own conviction and faith ...

Or someone hitting a motorcyclist is done on purpose out of intent to exert power.

Yes because people maliciously hit motorcyclists on purpose.

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SERIOUSLY. LIKE AN ASS. When I saw the first comment, I immediately started scrolling for this video!

Em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble is to blame here. :)

Versailles is French. -illes is pronounced as sort of -eye sound. Just like Marseille.

I'd feel better if the feminists who are upset about this could put together a coherent argument about why rape (which as you point out is incredibly and unfortunately common in real life) should not be depicted on a show that is all about those with power and how they exercise it over the powerless.

I have nothing to add except you win the internet today.