I was going to title it - Why Buy A Caribbean Island When Get This 20 Year-Old Sub-Compact Instead?

This isn't car news, don't repost to Jalopnik, Travis.

I dare you to show me something "Grosser;"

They sell these Fiats with a manual transmission and obviously diesel engine options. They're certainly frugal and useful. Moreover, it'll be available in the US shortly, slotting below the Ram Promaster. It'll be Americanized with an oversized engine using the wrong kind of fuel for a work vehicle, it'll have a…

The two-door wagon.

You can still get a stripped-down 4cyl Tacoma. I had a 2009 - regular cab, 2wd, manual everything (even locks/windows!), only extra option I had on it was A/C, and it was smaller than my dad's Ranger. It was dirt cheap ($15k new) and a great reliable little truck with a torque-y 4 cyl.

Come to Brazil, every car have its bare-bones entry version. Even BMW.

It's an old story about curiosity

What the fuck is up with the comments in that link?!

This:

No torque? LOL.... also, fuck LS swaps in everything, especially RX7s

No, just no. That should be a crime.

The AC Ace

What the hell are you talking about? They're good stock, they're great modified.

Maybe its early, but nothing in this article makes sense to me. The comments section also seems weirdly littered with kids having a "my school is richer than your school" contest. But yes, at least give the kid credit for trying to make some gas money.

So...even by trying to start his own thing...this is still a negative? I am always confused by people who hate people who have money.

As much as I don't want to respond to this attention seeking crap, it needs to be known that you go to a "pubic" high school.

Wait so you are calling him a punk for trying to make money on the side to pay for gas? I am confused about how that makes sense.

Well....I can't hate him for trying to be somewhat independent. Good on him for trying to break the common image of spoiled new money teens being too lazy to pay for their own luxuries.