I think the “pea-shooter” was a gun disguised as a pen, a gag wonderfully set up by “gadgets that never work” discussion. 

This was the funniest episode in quite a while. And hiring comedy pros for small parts is welcomed too.

Give the guy a break, maybe he ate hot wings right before every picture of him was taken so he has to make the Shaq face.

Crossing my fingers for John Krasinksi!

It’s not too late for Marvel to pivot to their big bad being Stilt Man.

I used to think of him as scarily competent, but then he decided to declare war on his state’s biggest employer over extremely mild pushback to the culture war bullshit he thinks he can ride to the White House.

Zelda fans: This is going to be the darkest game yet!

DeSantis has the opposite problem Trump has - he’s scarily competent, but has absolutely zero charisma. It hurts to say and admit, but Trump is a master at working a crowd. DeSantis is robotic, stiff, and awkward. He overcompensated for this by going 1000% into this culture war stuff, but it backfired and now…

I wouldn’t say tanked the 2024 bid, I would say he burned it to the fucking ground when you got Chris “Fat fuck” Christy of all people saying that you fucked up. 

Media: “What are you doing...?”

I have to say, it is nice to see Ron tanking his 2024 presidential bid before it even really started. I was starting to fear that Ron was Trump 2.0 in the making: a smarter, more controlled tyrant who was propped to effectively become the new MAGA leader.

And if all goes well, he’ll be crying on the ground, felt pen ink covering his face, going “The state is blue.”

Meanwhile, Disney cheerfully touted a special Pride Night at WDW after Meatball Ron’s presser the other day

Lawd. 45 minutes isn’t a scene - it’s half a goddamn movie!

This joke gets posted every GRRM article and it gets funnier and sadder in equal measures every time.

Never forget... Logan Lucky came out in -2017-

He pulls out a polaroid of the cutest Korok you’ve ever seen and underneath it says DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES

part of me would find it hilarious if this Link is basically the protagonist from Memento and he keeps forgetting stuff.

Lovecraft has been dead for 80 years, the problem with endlessly milking the Potter franchise is that it gives money to a hatemonger who openly and actively funnels it into harming a minority group.

I appreciate how every random role Stephen Root discusses circles back to his current project, enough that I’m going to assume the few times we do not see it, those remarks were edited out.  That is some serious media training.