Holy Spicoli

The current generation is certainly the purest distillation of I-didn’t-get-attention-in-high-school found in any Corvette.

This is exactly the case. It is painfully slow, gets terrible MPGs, and it is very compact. Literally no good qualities. 

Counterpoint: it’s ugly as fuck, if you push it even a little on the street you are a complete asshole who should lose their license, and it costs a relative fortune to track. But if you want to drive around at 2% of your ugly Chevy’s capabilities and look like a total tool while doing so, go ahead. At least a Lambo…

The Prius V is not boring. I mean it is, but it was incredibly useful and efficient. Toyota should’ve kept making it.

First time my wife saw one in person she said "what is THAT ' I told her what it was, and she said it looked like home made crap. Nuff said

GM seems to have discovered the only source of interior plastic worse than what Chrysler uses.

Any Chevy. GM’s interiors in general are a joke, but Chevy in particular makes you feel like you’re sitting in a product designed for a developing market. I don’t want to pay US car prices for an Indonesian driving experience.

Tesla, especially CyberTruck

Ford Tempo. Most of you probably never drove one let alone heard of one. But they were the Jan Brady of Ford’s lineup. You either got an Escort (really basic car) or you got the family car, the Taurus. The Tempo filled a small niche.

Here comes the “all you need are good winter tires” crowd.

I never thought I’d find a use case, but this seems like the perfect opportunity to recommend:

I’m probably an outlier on this one, but I absolutely loved the Nissan Juke, aggressive style with decent power for a small car, and even had a manual option available. They discontinued it by the time I decided I needed a car again because 10 years of public transportation got old, so I didn’t get one. And it’s Kicks…

He wants kids to die in car accidents. He wants people to pump out extra kids to replace their killed ones. Its perfect logic if you are a repulican.

Nah, just a couple of the sluttiest cushions he can find, right on his lap. 

Does he put an ottoman in a car seat for long road trips?

In before Cybertruck! I personally love the SSR, but I’m fully aware my opinion on this matter is objectively incorrect.

These are the kind of stops cops should be making and charging people for, not “5 over in a 55.” I also think that any money collected for traffic stops should go into traffic safety programs, not law enforcement budgets. Make people pay for their own driver’s (re)education.

I remember when people were less gullible and weird cults usually involved people in silver bedsheets waiting for space aliens to come and take them to the stars.