He is truly driving this company into the ground. No pun intended.

He can do it all himself! He doesn’t need anyone to help him. That way he can really earn that $56B he keeps asking for.

If I lay off everyone, I won’t have to pay any salaries at all.

Ha! Let’s kneecap the one thing (Superchargers) that set Tesla apart from anyone else at this point. 

Maybe Tesla should just do for Musk what most corporate leaders do to show they appreciate their team’s hard work and throw him a pizza party.

If he’s going to just beg for money now, he might as well get an OF account. You know his fans would go for it.

Also you get that bullet proof Italian reliability that Alfa Romeo is famous for.

Musk is a fucking POS, and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money by buying a tesla.

Every company needs a focus group with at least a few GenZ, Millennials, & GenX on it. With their powers combined, they can weed out the accidental flesh lights.

I taught my best friend to wear a seat belt back in college (late 80's).  I took a banked right corner quickly, and he ended up with his head in my lap...  He decided he didn’t like that and started wearing a belt to keep him in the seat.

want to make it easier to sell ?? Just drop the unloved infiniti brand and sell it as Nissan Skyline V37

It’s actually a great deal compared to the Supra. Less of a deal compared to the Mustang. Wouldn’t call it a terrible deal though, there’s not much competition in that range.

This car literally has leather seats. 

So you’re telling me they made a YouTube channel to profit off the misfortune of others, instead of asking their local city or county to install a guard rail, adjust the speed limit, and add warning signs leading up to the curve?

does your silverado come with a powered cover that closes like a trunk ?  

The two that I care about to pay extra for are heated seats - I’ve got back problems and I use them year round, it really helps - and satellite radio - FM reception in New England is poor in general and AM is fine for news, but doesn’t have much music. Forget cell service - it barely works around here, so streaming…

Absolutely agree with the slide on big, lifted pickups with Calvin window decals, truck nutz, and MAGA bumper stickers coal-rolling Prius drivers.

Dipshits who have their diesel trucks set up rolling coal didn’t even make the list?

I never stop being amazed at how ugly and stupid-looking that thing is.