It’s a lot of flash for only 150 hp. And it’s only 150 hp if it runs.

“Why buy a Mach-E when you can get a comparably sized Model Y with significantly better range and performance for a lower price?”

Perhaps Tavarish should go this way with his P1 submarine project

A halfway decent replica costs 99% less than the real thing. That is wild to think about.

She was told there would be no math 

I know plenty of people who lack the foresight and critical thinking skills to truly understand birth control is almost always cheaper than a child. A lot of times they were raised in families without much emphasis on self efficacy or self determination. It’s kind of like well, if I’m gonna get pregnant, I’m gonna…

While I’m confident it will be a fun movie, and possibly the second or third best Indiana Jones movie, when I read a Twitter review from some dude calling it “Not just another Indy film, it’s one of the best movies ever!”, my bullshit detector immediately goes off.

The best way would be enroute to a failed mission to Mars.

JK rowling has ruffled some feathers with her inappropriate comments and stubbornly archaic viewpoints, but she is nowhere near the level of completely undoing all cache her IP has the same way Musk is doing.

The best thing that could happen for every single one of Elmo's companies is for him to bite the dust. Because he's never going to shut up. 

Fuck Musk, the sooner that POS fades into history, the better.

I will say it again: No person has done more to destroy their own companies than Musk. What a piece of shit. Glad I never bought one of his cars or use Twitter. And I hope Space-ex can be sold to someone else.

Why would anyone want to ask Tom Cruise about Scientology? It’s not like he’s going to tell you anything you don’t know, and there’s always the chance that he’ll start talking and won’t stop. It’s like walking up to a used car salesman and telling them that you have $15,000 saved up and don’t know what to spend it on.

Yeah, but why would I want to be friends with Tom Cruise in the first place? Just ignoring the abusive wacko cult doesn’t change the fact he’s a major player in the abusive wacko cult and partly responsible for its popularity.

Tom Cruise is friends with people who shine his piece and don’t question him.

50 Ways to Leave a Takeover

I’m good with this. Take it to a track, Jack.

I can’t wait to not watch any of this!

“Best sketches” and “SNL” feels like such a contradiction in terms.