Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

I’m fairly certain the correct response by a coaching staff member when a young player challenges you to a fight is not

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

That explanation is buried in the comments somewhere...

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Just wait until senility kicks in and then you can buy him whatever you want.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

yeah, you’re not supposed to rinse pasta. unless it’s for a mayonnaise based pasta salad

It’s important to note that the 2 jurors in the 10-2 verdict didn’t want an acquittal, they wanted a more serious charge of 2nd degree murder.

for most people looking for homeopathy cures you are probably right, but I’m sure there’s a high percentage of people who just buy the homeopathic remedy because it’s right there on the shelf at CVS next to the tylenol, nyquil, and other real medicines and cheaper with less side effects and don’t know the difference.…

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

Should be a penalty by rule, but prior to that, Clemmings (left tackle) seemed like he got away with a false start, which would’ve blown the play dead and led to the 2PC being attempted from the 12.

What I’m saying here is that the Vikings o-line is bad.

No. No he won’t.

All chaps are assless. That’s the point of chaps. If they had an ass they’d just be pants.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Or we could acknowledge this sucks not get in to a sympathy competition. There are plenty of well wishes to go around.

Well played, sir.

Yeah, no thanks.