Every single one of them. :(

Do you prefer the jellied kind without chunks of berries in it?

Hashbrowns. I cannot cook hashbrowns.

Yeah, I’ll eat a half-dozen of the shittiest donuts you can imagine if someone just shows up with them at a staff meeting.

Anyone who believes their Bank, Employer, or Government is their friend is destined for failure.

My personal favorite:

Yeah?

“When buying home furniture for guests to sit in, buy something somewhat uncomfortable so they won’t want to stay too long,” 

“Sandwiches come in second place to eating peanut butter straight out of the jar, which is something I do at least once a day because peanut butter is pretty much my favorite food. To give these “peanut butter pops,” as I call them, a bit of texture, I dip the loaded spoon into a container of chia seeds, which are…

Not really. The cheapest Hermes purses retail for thousands of dollars.

You’re right.

Every Sunday morning five year old KidK and I get up early and let LadyK sleep.

No General Tso’s Chicken?

Speak for yourself.

Just until supper time.

You’re assuming we care at all that people catch on.