Just until supper time.

You’re assuming we care at all that people catch on.

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos-buys-manhattan-penthouse-apartment-80-million-2019-6

I mostly agree with you but wanted to make one correction:

Nearly 50 and still this gorgeous. I know that black don’t crack, but this lady HAS to have a picture of herself aging in her attic.

You can be honest AND ignorant.

I don’t even HAVE a vagina, and this gif makes my vagina tingle.

I literally checked my math on this a half-dozen times before posting for fear of dumbing up the interwebz :D

I’ve always wondered what percentage of the food in the average college dining hall was removed for future consumption.

I’m in a similar situation, and found this link:

If you’re working out at home I guess, but most gyms aren’t going to be crazy about you doing this to their equipment, and I doubt you’d be allowed to do it in a competition.

“We’ve always done it that way.” is nearly always a bad argument.

I hope I’m wrong about the whole religion thing and that there really is a hell.

“considering the receipts we have which include a musicology report” 

So at my job I have key responsibilities, things my employer expects me to be able to do correctly. If I mess those up, I face disciplinary action. That could be a write-up, or retraining, or potentially even termination.

I’d be okay with making the odds a little better for the goalie, but 50/50 seems like it wouldn’t do enough to make defenders cautious about their play in the box.

Even if 99% of the time they responded correctly to “getting it wrong”, that would still be dozens and dozens of cover ups a year.