I love my offspring with all my heart. I would literally wrestle a bear to keep her safe. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t days that I sometimes consider leaving her in the woods for the wolves :)

“but I’m also a working mom and a realist”

Because a boy is a dog is a pig?

This is my prefered cookout method for big groups, because it’s easy to cook the brats early and hold them in the beer bath, then you can fire them up to order.

Is pie better warm or cold?

The official beverage of the American Redundancy Society of America.

I’ll guess banana pudding.

Oh good I interpreted “happysock” correctly.

Don’t get relegated and beat the Gooners.  That’s all I’m asking.

This just seems like a brand mismatch.

A GOP of Rats.

Cream Ales!  More Cream Ales!

I’m less interested in the particulars of those onions than I am in Ronald explaining to me why he doesn’t put them on the McRib!

It’s weird, but I HATE Marmite... and LOVE Vegemite.

Why don’t they dice the onions for the McRib like they do for their burgers?

And as much as I get having homesickness, wtf is anyone doing buying Hershey when England has Dairy Milk!?!?

And you’re dismissed.

I think you’re missing that the issue is the othering of food (and people) who are American.  Why should a third generation Chinese American have to go to a “special” section of the store to get soy sauce?

A little know shop called Sainsbury’s, you probably haven’t heard of it.