Gardetto’s Rye Chips + This = Me happy.

Left Hand Nitro beers are delicious and super fun to pour, especially in front of someone who doesn’t know what’s up. :D

$8.99 for 12oz, so just short of 12 bucks a pound.

You know, if 15 minutes ago someone had bet me $20 that I’d find an article on croquet, of all things, interesting... I’d be $20 poorer right now.

A friend had a bottle but I couldn’t bring myself to try it.

Kate wins because black coffee.

My childhood cat once ate about three feet of that metallic silver Christmas tinsel. We knew he’d gotten into the tree and wrecked stuff, but didn’t realize that he’d actually eaten anything until days later when he started to pass it.

And we’ll call it... Hoppin’ John’s.

Trump will be relocating the homeless.

My all time favorite rabbit recipe:

Anti-regulation, but VERY Baptist.

“I’m ashamed to say this made me laugh:”

100% this is the type of guy who puts a stack of $1's on the table and takes them away as the waiter doesn’t meet his specifications of service during the meal.

And then plop them into wine, or a G&T.

“the weird pop up knife shop”

I’ll start giving that argument creedence the day someone walks into an elementary school and kills a few dozen kids with their phone.

Her sister, you know.. the bride, okayed it. She determined what worked for her wedding, and to her, her wedding looked like it should have a t-rex.

“Dear Salty...”

Came for giant bean.  Left dissapointed.