Star Citizen is like right behind the Trump Election Defense Fund in terms of hilariously obvious scams

“Tetris Challenge”

I’m crying like a JRPG fan on prom night

yeah, your problem is you think other people give a fuck about what you play or don’t play. nobody cares in reality.

Nice. 7/10.

And also burn a vacation day the Tuesday it launches

Fair point. As we always say, pre-order every video game you can, especially the ones that require heavy use of online servers.

Well that’s a little disappointing, but I guess understandable in an agrarian economy. Please report back if you discover that there is an open marriage that lets you smooch other people or a polyamorous smooch em all marriage option.

Looks neat. Like an underwater Blaster Master.

I want the physical pencil/paper version of this game!

Because it’s right there in his name. Quadinaros, man. Quad.

Only if you haven’t played Wasteland 2. Unfortunately it’s as close as we’ll get to a classic Fallout game. Bethesda seems pretty committed to the ARPG genre for Fallout and The Elder Scrolls. Which I honestly don’t have a problem with. I love classic CRPGs like Fallout, Icewind Dale, Baldur’s Gate, Planescape:…

These screenshots are just about the worst tease ever.