Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

I don’t know if I’d protest it. But in the spirit of Jezebel’s Would U’s, I’d certainly fuck it.

Does it matter? When they’re underemployed in a decade’s worth of debt they’re going to wish they’d used their ridiculously expensive time at Columbia on literally anything else.

It’s been said before about many politicians: good at pointing out problems, not so good at solving them.

They are excoriating him for it because he demonstrated that he lacked basic knowledge on a topic he talks about constantly. He isn’t wrong about how the system is fucked, but it is a problem that he has zero interest in figuring out how to fix it beyond giving speeches. I like the guy, but this is a serious flaw of…

I think you kind of buried the lede on this. The president does not need to ride the subway. The president should have some concept of how they would execute their campaign promises.

Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.

My uncle is part of the latter. He has been brainwashed by fear into believing that this country will collapse into rubble unless Trump is elected. Which blew my mind at first...

I love that The Donald doesn’t understand what parody means.

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

Yeah, a great Easter miracle... for a Jewish family.

As a hearing impaired person who relies on lip reading for many of my interactions I insist that this darling young girl is saying “Why not toast?”. Watch carefully. You WILL agree.

ha!! We absolutely should. Since we are both moms a lot of the parties we have include kids... and adults huddled around the island in the kitchen with our beverages while we talk about people we used to be close with and what has happened. I am now going to refer to that as Kardashian nights. Thank you, internet…

I love you!! LOL

One of my best friends and I have what we call “Real Housewives Lunch” every few months - where we go somewhere fancy and order a salad wearing our fanciest jewel toned silk top and all of the jewelry we can fit on our bodies. Always a good time. Thank you for providing so much inspiration here for our next outing.

The argument I keep returning to is this: You are already paying for the birth control no matter what. What you are actually arguing is about what part of your employees compensation they use to pay for their birth control. Do you want them to use the part of compensation you provide via health benefits or do you want…

I have absolutely lost my tolerance for people who use religion as an excuse to not follow the laws of the land. I don't care what anyone worships, but religion should not excuse anyone from having to follow the law. Laws exist to give everyone (hypothetically) the same rights and make sure that we all play by the…

I was raised Catholic, and this was never my experience. I went to a Catholic school and we even learned different religious perspectives (like Genesis as a creation myth etc.) and we had consent training in sex ed. We also worked with domestic violence victims, each student had to volunteer at the YWCA or the Big…

Fuck all catholics.

Does anyone else think that nun actually looks like Mitch McConnell in disguise?