My bet would be on some kind of rodent crawling up in there and nesting.

“After a string of failed relationships, Taylor told friends she’s looking into freezing her eggs,”

he really strikes me as a guy who’s not *dumb* but just plays dumb and smiles like a simpleton to go along, get along, and get paid. He’s the personification of “banality of evil”

I will always remember and enjoy Al Roker’s completely transparent contempt for him.

My genitals are bone dry after reading this article.

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

Throwing the show? He was on from 10-11 and then her show follows. If you are referring to the Jesus part, I have no idea—my name belongs inside multiple parentheses.

I actually felt the liquid surge up in the back of my throat when I saw that one. UGH. $50 says he’s got some kind of adult baby fetish.

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told. Reps didn’t comment.

Yeah this is nightmare fuel

This makes me a little gleeful

Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly called him an “idiot”.

Hmmm....gotta admit, that is lovely. Without the belt (?) at the top, these don’t even look high-waist. And the crop pants are so much more attractive than those weird cuff things in the original photo. So, how about we ban high-waisted, loose-fitting, floor-length baby blue pants with a belt at the top and weird-ass…

I must gently protest. She can definitely pull off a high waist.

If Lupita “Most Perfect Human” Nyong’o can’t pull off high-waisted pants, then that trend really needs to be killed. Now. Never to be seen again. She is gorgeous, the top, the face, the head wrap; but those pants, no, just no.

Your dad’s hair looks cool, though, as do the ‘burns. It’s a lovely color and he’s got a rockabilly thing happening. See, it’s not the hair: it’s the Trump. He just makes normal shit look bad is all.

He’s doing a perfect Trump asshole pucker with his lips.

I just wanted to post this picture of my dad after he let me brush his hair to look like Donald Trump. Don’t worry he hates Trump but I wouldn’t cut his hair for him unless he let me do this first.