This is a fantastic response.

That’s what Cleveland basically did to Art Modell and we saw how that worked out. Of course they ponied up a few years later, I hear it's going swimmingly.

So your brother in law bases his employment decisions on satirical YouTube videos?

I moved to Columbus last April after having lived in various cities across the US and can tell you it is the most generic, unintersting city I’ve lived in. If America were a Baskin Robbins then Columbus would be vanilla. Not French vanilla or vanilla bean, but plain old crappy vanilla.