We’re gonna see that piss tape, guys.

People were asked, not observed. Like sex surveys, it has to be taken with a truckload of salt.

Call me crazy, but if I like a restaurant, I usually don’t try to make sure to minimize their revenues and drive them out of business!

If anime hair were a car, it would be that van, but painted some bright, garish color.

“nearly 6ft tall” - every 5'-10" guy

Ben misunderstood when the coaches told him to go the rack more often.

He must have had the same surgery Kyle had. That’s cool. Bet let’s not forget, it didn’t turn out very well for him in the end:

Pinto fall down go boom.

You’ve never had a baby, have you.

Ford is an exciting mobility service technology incubator, optimizing and synergizing opportunities advantageous to white ocean bandwidth strategies. Cars, pfft.

Now combine that with this. I’ll take one in a full size, please.

Needs more stars...

*gentle idle sounds*

“Hey car - bring this thing back when it’s 18 years old please.”

Five bucks says the head of Ford’s Spanish design studio is a new parent.

This is a great stopgap until self-driving cars become available. Then you’ll be able to just put your infant in there let’er go for a joyride.

Will it simulate a Mustang...?

It’s not the motion that puts kids to sleep. It’s the carbon monoxide.

My father in law believes this was all done in cahoots with the Russians.