Vodou?

What are the statistics of people that die at home during their time off?

I agree! You can take it out of the box for easier packing, and then hang it from something. This works if you forgot glasses, because you can take turns suckling from the foil udder of happiness with all your friends.

Today I learned not to fuck with anyone in New Orleans, Detroit, or Baltimore because those fuckers finish the job. On the flip side, you St. Louis shooters need to get to a range for some target practice. That or St. Louis doctors do some miracle work, I guess.

I used to work for the section of Australia’s State Department equivalent that issued these warnings. I also lived and worked in Pakistan for 3 years, before the aftermath of 9/11 led to increased anti-western sentiment among some elements.

Yes, but is it a good shower wine?

Cue grandpa saying “Back in my day we would jump out of airplanes, then when we hit the ground, we’d kill Nazi’s!”

I hope they grab Kaep. This would accomplish two wonderful things: 1. It would give Kaep a shot to play for a team that isn’t definitely fucked right out of the gates, and 2. It would force a lot of flag-waving (U.S.A.! U.S.A.!) Texans to root for the guy who takes a knee during the national anthem. I’d tune in every…

Definitely going to be hitting up Jay Cutty. And to be honest the team can’t do much worse than they did with Osweiler and at least Cutty can run an offense well enough to throw past a 5 yard slant pass.

Turns out the Texans also received the Browns’ general ineptitude as a curse to be named later.

Lewis may have killed it, but he’ll never beat Ray Rice.

Seriously. They gave him a shot and he killed it with the fans.

Sign Kaep and draft someone in the third or fourth round...if they both suck, then you are back to square one with limited wasted resources...if one of them is decent, you have an excellent defense and have a good year...why is this hard for GMs?

I’d say they should give Cutler a shot but, given his wife’s stance on vaccines, I’m guessing that would be a no-go.

So they can hang one of these banners in NRG Stadium?

This is as stupid (for everyone except New England) as the constant hiring of Nick Saban’s assistants.

It was always going to end with Watt playing QB, why wait.

Romo’s retirement also means the Broncos are stuck pretending that Siemian (or, yikes, Paxton Lynch) is good enough to make them Super Bowl contenders.

They’re gonna pay way too much for Jay Cutler, aren’t they?

I hear Phil Simms might be available