The Daily O’Collegian: noun, a daily periodical published at Oklahoma State University. It is rarely read and is mostly used as a way to pass time in boring classes with its crossword and Sudoku puzzles.

Stroopwafels above all others.

Yeah, I even tried one recipe for 'buttermilk' pancakes that subbed in a mixture of almond milk and lemon juice. Turned out pretty good.

Worse than that. As someone whose other half insists we eat "healthy", this is unsweetened, unflavored soy milk. Cows milk is way too sweet and delicious to be compared to this offense.

Not that I'm aware of, but he did go to Baylor...

+1 extra read-through with proper voices

We proudly burned our Hill jerseys as soon as Gundy booted him. Didn't want to look like hypocrites while we bash OU and Baylor.

Depends on how long they sentence him for the felonies, but I think Dallas is pretty set in the backfield. If he could pass rush though...

Can I skip the pregame stuff? Sunday is my only day to sleep late and those shows start at like 5 or 6am out here.

Hopefully no one.

As if TSA’s not bad enough, now you’re telling me I gotta do yoga before getting on the plane?

I’d be more on board with Thursday nights if they had decent matchups. It’s nice to have a game on TV at the bar when we do our weekly pick-em.

One of the few things Colin Cowherd has said that I kind of agreed with: while trying to explain the differing levels of fan violence at NFL and college games (paraphrasing) Fans at NFL game have jobs, fans at college games have careers.

I think you’re right with larger rosters being one reason more young people try to play football. The roster size and lack of international competition means it’s easier (from a numbers standpoint) to make an NFL team than NBA or MLB. It’s 53players x 32 teams vs 13x30 and 25 x30. Also, you don’t have to be a 6'6"+…

This is correct. In fact, I'm pretty disappointed that I've scrolled this far and not seen her compared to Lochte yet.

So what you're saying is, Zeke's old lady pulled a Lochte?

Anyone saying Griffin was “can’t miss” only watched highlight tapes and not any actual game film from his time at Baylor. Anyone who watched the Big 12 could have told you he was overrated. Griffin definitely had more hype and exposure than Goff or Wentz during college, and sadly for them will likely have a better NFL…

Nope. I can take my baby lots of places that a dog isn’t allowed to go. Plus he will eventually become independent, whereas a pet never will. Children are challenging on many levels, but pets are an anchor that makes your house stink.

I think the only acceptable excuse for not loving him is being a fan of a divisional rival. Falcons, Saints, and Bucs fans are allowed not to love him, everyone else is probably just racist.

Shit, so you're saying we're not gonna get a taco truck on every corner?