YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE

“Listen, my skull rings and scarves are like my fucking children, man. Yes, I need them all and no, I will not sell them.”

Flustered or indignant? Because I could very easily see this

Yes, I am not surprised in the slightest that he’s the type of dude to type business emails entirely in lowercase.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Basically the really, really hurt feelings version of Lauryn Hill’s “Doo Wop”

Wow. The second I saw that interior I got the strongest urge to put on a jumpsuit and start doing lines of cocaine.

I want to listen in on the phone call this dope had with the insurance company.

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Bass? Dropped.

Now lets discuss that entire “Stopping” thing

Wheres the snowpiercer reference when you need it?

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Yeah I must have skimmed by the confession part...

It has everything to do with cars. He almost maybe had a job working at a place that made cars.

Chris Pratt sure has lost a lot of weight since then....

Then it must have been Black & Mild smoke. /moparofiling

The far more prudish starfish is SHOCKED at these indecorous goings on!

Lobster Bisque.