YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE

“Listen, my skull rings and scarves are like my fucking children, man. Yes, I need them all and no, I will not sell them.”

Flustered or indignant? Because I could very easily see this

Yes, I am not surprised in the slightest that he’s the type of dude to type business emails entirely in lowercase.

This seems pretty easy to rectify to me. Two different cinematic universes, both of which happen to have Tom Holland as Spider-Man.

Those are good, thick North eyebrows. Stark eyebrows.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Basically the really, really hurt feelings version of Lauryn Hill’s “Doo Wop”

Wow. The second I saw that interior I got the strongest urge to put on a jumpsuit and start doing lines of cocaine.

I want to listen in on the phone call this dope had with the insurance company.

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Bass? Dropped.

Lol, at all the dudes walking by and pretending to be offended.

“...appeared to come from PornHub, a popular porn website, and lasted for about three minutes,”

it’s a common problem; happens on my computer, and my iphone regularly...

Well, there’s no pee involved, so there’s one D.C. resident who wasn’t offended

Now lets discuss that entire “Stopping” thing

Wheres the snowpiercer reference when you need it?

Surprisingly, only 3 out of 10 Americans said they believe in Canadians.

Lobster Bisque.