That I’ll be driving on the highway or some high speed road and during a turn something to do with my steering will break and I’ll slam straight into a median or ditch.

Does DVT mean deep vaginal trauma? Tis a legit question.

Looks like they chopped the top off a Veloster.

Tim Horton’s, beer store, and a Canadian Tire*

Black, navy blue, a crown Vic I’m still not sure if it was good or grey, and noir.

I just replaced the screen on my ZMAX pro and said fuck it, might as well paint it while everything’s apart. So I painted the frame gold. Came out nice, idk what color I’m gonna paint the back plate. I painted my Helio ocean (who remembers that?) In a Gucci colorway years ago. 

90% of drivers in Charlotte need to view this.

They started using that in Buffalo, NY last year.

They can’t in Charlotte. The few driving skills people have here get tossed out the window when it precipitates.

If you live in western NY, ,get the Delta sonic unlimited wash deal for like $60 a month. It comes with undercarriage wash, in the winter I used to go thru at least once a day. Now I live in Charlotte and the amount of rust I see or lack thereof blows my mind. I see a late 80s f250 dually regularly and aside from a…

Most of the time, nobody gives a fuck.

But then it doesn’t.

I moved from Niagara Falls to Charlotte NC just over two months ago and I miss Tim Hortons damn near as much as my family. Dunkin is bullshit, Starbuck is nasty as hell.

I’m driving the limit on a two lane road where there’s no passing for about a mile. Asshole behind me is honking for about a quarter mile for me to speed up. As soon as he crosses the double yellow line, there’s a cop right behind the first car in oncoming traffic who hits the lights and pulls him right over. I drove…

Fit for a fucking queen.

Are those ball warmers in the front seats?

The Mustang/Cars and Coffee references are getting old.

A 96 is my realistic dream car, but 45 racks is ridiculous. 184 miles is equally ridiculous though, knock 15-20k off and it will sell mad quick.

Paging all contractor speed demons.

That fucking interior!! As for the outside, it’s hard to make a brown car without it looking like literal shit but Alpina did it beautifully.