Muthafuckas need to stop being so sensitive. You’re emasculating yourself acting like a whiny bitch.

“it sounds like Calavo is simply trying to profit from consumers”

This is shocking

Rocket Raccoon riding Gatling gun best man would make my life.

My first thought after reading this article; where’s the Hellcat though?

Because if had to get beat down by a woman I’d love to be able to smell Scarlett Johanson’s pussy before she breaks my neck.

X a trillion. There’s a certain point when there’s so much amazing action scenes that the plot can kinda take a backseat so you can enjoy all the wild bone breaking and blood.

I read “no survivors” in Bane’s voice.

It is a new concept to the unintiated, I’ve lived in upstate NY since before I was old enough to vote and have never heard of casting your ballot from your car. The most American thing I’ve ever heard of.

No Black movies? That’s bullshit, any Richard Pryor movie could have been up there. Any of the Friday’s. There’s a bunch.

Fucking perfect. COTD material.

Just like losing your virginity.

It’s a concept from an Asian car company so I understand the LER system. 99.9% positive if this thing made it into production the LER system would be taken out and never mentioned again.

Onlymovie I’ve seen from here is Grand Budapest Hotel and didn’t even guess that one.

The second to last sentence fucked me up. How is he being charged if no evidence was found? Did he tell on himself?

So he didn’t even mention to the cops his son was dead and that that was probably the beginning of The Grudge?

I was hoping this article would be about tech inside the car as well. Guess it wasn’t cool enough.

In my senior year, 2007, my English teacher(who was an amazing teacher who opened my mind to a lot of shit) looked at my iPod and said “there’s no words on it, in 10 years we’ll all be communicating with symbols.” Got damn you were right Mrs. Tenebra. I saw her earlier this year, still a cool ass lady.

Thanks my man

“Turns out a fifth of rum and plenty of cocaine does not, in fact, make one a better driver.”