Sperm shaped eyebrows are a bad decision. Tax evasion is a criminal act. Slavery is evil. 

I feel like tax evasion and slavery are pretty far cries from being “poor decisions.”

“I’m very sorry for my poor decision-making”

Unpopular opinion: If your bestie makes out with your sister’s partner, it’s totally understandable to fire-sell her inventory, especially if she gets a cut of profits (I have no idea if this is the case).

Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

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“Bob, we have caller ID, which has existed for 20-some years. It’s the year 2018. I’m looking at your Facebook profile right now.”

I give myself an A+ for modesty.

It really says everything you need to know about the man. Not just an A - an A+. Anyone who gives themselves an A+ for anything is a complete asshole.

Puerto Rico either needs to be a state or needs to be independent. This neglect that caused thousands of deaths seemed almost inevitable because Trump and his goons see them as non-Americans and face zero consequences for that belief. 

Consider this: If he didn’t do a fantastic job in Puerto Rico, then he couldn’t have given himself an A+ for his time in office thus far. Or are you saying our dear president’s grading system lacks integrity? For shame, Rafi. For shame.

Who decides what is too much?

Don’t forget that one of Nixon’s administrators flat out admitted that the marijuana crackdown was a load of horseshit and only made to target hippies (re: anti-Vietnam protesters) and blacks.

How is legal marijuana production in the USA a security threat? That’s like saying “legal home brewers and micro brewers are threatening the security of the USA!”

Or “McGoihng McGoihng McGahn”.

A few days after the news broke that the trump administration was separating and imprisoning children, my 4 year old daughter caught a 24 hour stomach bug. She was up puking every hour or so all night and I slept next to her, making sure she puked in the bowl, wiping her chin, rubbing her back, giving her sips of…

Dreyer reviewed Mariee’s medical records from her time at Dilley at the request of her mother’s lawyers, and says that nurses and physician assistants overlooked several high fevers, and other signs that Mariee’s respiratory infection was getting worse.