If you hate being tried in the “court of public opinion” (while facing basically no other consequences) try to imagine not receiving a trial at all, and having a cop serve as judge, jury, and executioner. So much focus on the 1st and 2nd amendment, so little on the 6th.

Oh please, he'd love both the attention and the urine.

This bitch.

Not drugs! They are naturally occurring chemicals only found in GOAT’s.

“My class is not about the shooting and I do not discuss the shooting.”

“99% of the media coverage is negative! It’s all fake!”

There are plenty of reasons for Perry to want her deposition sealed. She may not want her name involved in this. If you’re an artist known for your frothy feel good pop, being in the news as a potential rape victim isn’t really “on brand”. She may be trying to support Kesha knowing that the fact she wasn’t abused by…

I’m 100% sure that the fact that John McCain is *dead* and can’t enjoy the attention is completely lost on Trump.

That definitely has a poetry to it, but if there really was a God, these vampires would simply burst into flames the moment they stepped upon holy ground.

I did. Like I legitimately forgot that stuff because of all the terrible stuff after that.

These comments are as bad as Fox news comments.

John McCain stans are fucking insane.

“Finally, something to do.” —Vice President Mike Pence 

What would actually own very hard is if Kissinger died mid-eulogy

To conservatives it makes the media (and by extension the left) look like a bunch of easily provoked idiots who are so petty and biased they’ll go after Trump over the slightest thing.

I like this.  We could call it the Lannister Scale TM

Reporters expecting any show of empathy, remorse, or shame out of trump is kind of hilarious, tbh. He’s clinically incapable of those emotions. His flag stunt is about as deep as his emotions ever run.

Among all the other things I hate about this guy, am I the only one who hates the way he sits in a chair?

Yeah...I disagree. As much as the president has lowered our expectations for what he is as a person, he’s still the president of the United States. And despite the fact that it clearly means nothing more to him than that he can say and do what he damn-well pleases, it’s supposed to mean more than that. And we really…