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Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

(B). Of course it’s (B).

It implies, “I have only a limited arsenal of words in my Magnetic Campaign Poetry Kit, and I was told that the word ‘Pelosi’ was an easy substitute for ‘cannibalism’ or ‘Satan’. I’ve got only a limited amount of time to make maximum impact with my Jethros, and this sounded like a good shortcut.”

I have had gun-humpers tell me that I need a gun because what if my womanly self is stranded on the side of the road? NOT EVERYONE IS GOOD. Me: “I have AAA and the average income in my suburb is 6 figures. I am white and do not use recreational drugs nor is my partner abusive. My chances of being a random stranger…

I’m from one of those rural areas and I’ve heard the explicit version many times. I spent a long time railing against the nonsense the elected leaders spouted, only to eventually give up and pack it in. It’s frustrating, because I wish I was closer to my family and the area we’ve lived in for over a hundred years, but…

I live in a tiny city in the rust belt. My spouse just took a job working in farm country about a half hour outside the city. Her coworkers legit believe that rape and murder happen daily here and we’ll be mugged if we go out after dark. Meanwhile, their little towns are havens for meth production and DV. 

You have to love the implicit assertion when he talks about the “bigger populated” (nice grammar, by the way) areas.

The simple truth is, to most Republicans, cities are one of two things: 1. socialist elitist hellholes or 2. minority filled third-world shitholes.

Oh man, if people are surprised that right wingers consider Columbus to be an “elitist” city, go to literally anywhere in the Midwest and hear their Republican politicians talk about the nearest big metro area. You’ve got no idea how racist the word “Milwaukee” can sound until you’ve heard it coming from some big wet R…

Is it a gaffe when the county voted 65-30 for Hillary in 2016? He knows he’s not getting votes from Franklin County and is playing to his base. “If you don’t show up, those assholes are going to vote for HIM.” It’s not like he said something crazy like “Fuck Ohio State and go Steelers.”

Republicans in Franklin County: “Of course I’ll vote for him. Why wouldn’t I?”

The point isn’t always to jerk off to them?

It depends on the contract. Usually there is a special rider attached to contracts specifying what type of nudity is required. If memory serves Lost was not an overtly salacious show. She’s still a human being entitled to her rights. Don’t be gross and condescending.

...a dangerous stunt that alarmed the public and endangered her own life and the lives of the N.Y.P.D. officers who responded to the scene...

Let’s get her in the senate, quick as we can.

Damn, my respect for her just went up even more. What a fucking badass.

“Temo, who describes himself as a conservative, voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election....”

I hate that Bush appointees look downright progressive and compassionate when compared to the current turds stinking up the White House. We are going backwards.