I was thinking “Sean, feel free to comment on treatment of the press once you start to do any actual journalism”

Sounds like someone’s taking their all bacon-and-cheese keto diet a little too seriously.

You want me relabel almond and coconut milk as “almond juice” or “coconut juice?” Ok. I demand that you label your dairy milk as “bovine mammary secretions.”

Have you ever bought peanut butter because you were fooled by the word butter?

Have you ever gotten home from Whole Foods and realized you just put non-dairy sour cream in your enchilada suiza sauce?

uh oh - pass me the Milk of Magnesia, this could get ugly

“Because after becoming established and reaching success themselves, they aim to pull up the ladder behind them – “

OH, DO FUCKING TELL, YOU GODDAMN UTAH LIBERTARIAN. 

What’s the definition of butter? I’m pretty sure peanut butter doesn’t fall under it.

This sort of shit makes me crazy. Do our reps really think we’re so stupid we need to be told you can’t milk an almond? Do they really think we can’t recognize a ridiculous lobbying effort by big dairy? Do they really think we’re okay with them wasting our time and money on THIS SHIT!?

It’s rare that I agree with Mike Lee, but he’s right on this one. No one out there is “tricked” by labeling almond/soy/coconut milk as milk. That’s just the conventional term.

The cat is out of the bag. It’s over, Big Dairy. You have competition now. Deal with it. Related: I don’t care if they call it Almond Diarrhea Juice. I will never go back to drinking animal milk, and I don’t think I’m alone. 

I think the best response from Acosta would be to say something about fucking Hannity’s mom.

I genuinely hope the response from CNN and Acosta in particular is utter silence. I’m sure I won’t get my wish, but... the high road isn’t traveled nearly often enough these days, and I’d really like for them to at most brush it off and not give Hannity the attention he’s clawing for here.

Here yah go.

“But, but, but...she’s not speaking out against Jim Jordan.”

and most White Supremacists are not neo-Nazis.

Sigh.

I really don’t much like Gillibrand ... but don’t have any problem at all with holding Franken accountable for acting like a creep.

I can’t be reading this article right.

I’m not of the “he shouldn’t have resigned” camp but... damn, the swiftness of it is what got me. No discussion, no talks, no hearing. Just GTFO. And the GOP just sat back and said nothing because hey, the Dems were doing what the GOP wanted, just doing it faster. I don’t know, it just seemed like the expediency was…