My finest moment of teenage tomfoolery happened late at night when my friends and I were smoking weed in the local park.

Walking around after our bowl, we discovered a wall (well actually a weird boat structure that was sometimes used a stage, but i degress, think of it as a wall) that had a bunch of racist grafitti…

Agreed.

It’s purposeful branding to make her seem like “Middle America.” She’s a wholesome, down home woman. She bakes pies and loves her man. She’s just like you, conservative lady watching at home. And she definitely isn’t from a family of millionaires.

I’m not a spiteful person, but when greeted with “Merry Christmas” at this point I either respond with a loud “HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AS WELL”, “Happy Winter Shoppingmas”, or simply no response at all depending on the level of barely contained smug superiority they’re walking around with.

Lets be honest, the rampant consumerism in Santa’s name has won the war versus the celebration of the messiah’s birth. And I’m guessing McCain gives lots of big shiny gifts, and spends more time and money on it, than she spends time at church, or gives in donations.

In high school, we changed the moveable letters on a lighted road side sign from “Merry Christmas, from Santa” to “Merry Christmas, from Satan.” Owner changes back, we repeat. He changes back and glued the letters to the signboard.

That won’t work. Christmas is like the Borg - it will assimilate all other holidays. What we need is to insert a new month between November and December with no holidays in it.

> “Those comments are totally inappropriate,” she added. “The president should not be talking about the investigation at all.”

Wait... it’s “17 angry democrats”, now? I thought it was 13.

Im thinking they just set up the autocorrect on his phone to change lying whore to lovely.

Gotta love that little disparity in tone: “Alfonse Capone” instead of “Al,” and “Bob Mueller” instead of “Robert Mueller,” which are both opposite of how those two are almost always referred to, when named.

he “lovely Lisa Page” comment jumped out at me as well. Trump is simply incapable of relating to a woman on any basis other than how they look. 

Actually, Christmas has already occupied Thanksgiving and is on the border of Halloween.

They would mostly cave like the little babies they are. They’d convert to whatever the big bad meanies told them because they’re barely Christians at all and being threatened by a more powerful daddy is scary to them. These people aren’t the ones to fight for what they believe in when there are actual stakes.

I feel like if any of these people had to face actual religious persecution, like being assaulted because of their beliefs or having their churches firebombed, they would drop dead in shock that such a thing is even possible because they’ve convinced themselves that greetings from supermarket checkers and the color of…

The war seems to be: The Right: “You should all be forced to sing our music, pray with us and observe our holidays,” vs everyone else’s, “no, I don’t think so.”

People have been very confused when they wish me a Merry Christmas and I respond with Hail Satan. Jolly Ol’ Saint Beelzebub

I loved the idea on The Daily Show that as Mueller is locking the jail cell on Trump he looks over his shoulder and is like, “It was about the golf fees.” And locks the gate forever. Haha it makes me laugh every time.

The good news is, this kind of thing will continue to eat Kim from the inside for the rest of her days because that is what all perceived slights - however minor - do to narcissists.

As I mentioned in my post, I believe she heard it from another kid in daycare. We are very careful to limit questionable influences in our own house but she’s not kept in a bubble and not every parent is limiting things the same way from their own kids.