also my dad shared that same meme so i guess ned is canceled too.

When I read the thing about ’90s sitcom stars, I was praaaayyyying I would see Courtney Thorne Smith.

I blame about 40-60% of my childhood trauma on Hugh Hefner so I can’t say that I’m in mourning. My father thought it was a funny and novel idea to tack pictures of Playboy centerfolds in the bathrooms at our summer cabin, so every time I had to pee I would be staring down a voluptuous bunny giving me a come hither…

If I’d just been shot in the face by a clown, and the clown had one of those tiny bowler hats and then honked one of those little bike horns at me, I’ll admit I might snicker before I went to the light.

I mostly work from home and I’m doing a great job of becoming a shut-in. Highly recommended!

I tell my wife that all the time, some knocks and she opens the door without looking. Look first before opening the door its crazy clowns out there.

I wish I was living the kind of life that I could confidently open my front door, having seen a clown through the peephole. Alas!

Hello! Female Marine officer here. I can assure you that this lieutenant is NOT the first female Marine officer to join our corps. Please correct your title.

Apparently your personal knowledge of the military is so abysmal you interpreted my email to mean that I am a woman (“sweetie”) who has spent 27 years in the infantry. Wow.

Well, I’ve got a background of 27 years in the infantry (Army), and I say you’re full of shit. That’s my response.

Yeah ok.

Clearly Santa being white isn’t a political issue to her. Yeah she can fuck all the way off.

 It’ll be like watching a bachelorette party interact with its designated driver . . .

I can’t forgive her for remaining quiet while her female co-workers were being called liars about the sexual harassment at Fox.

Why is she so intense about watching movies? I’m not sure even a Xanax and wine cocktail could loosen her up.

This is a mistake. I think they should use her as the straight (wo)man and play her off against the two drunk gals, who start out tipsy and then get white girl drunk by the end of the show. It’ll be like watching a bachelorette party interact with its designated driver, and everyone knows bachelorette parties are just…