I once made this Nyan Cat in Excel. It took me like three hours at work. My boss thought I was busy. I had really finished everything I had needed to but if I told her she would have made me do stupid shit like file away her insane amounts of paperwork. It was easy to pretend to be not efficient. This was of course…

*removes “proficient in MS Excel” from resume*

The hologram would always run in a straight line when deployed even when it would just run into a wall and keep rubbing on it. I’d often be able to trick players by launching my hologram down a hall, but then intentionally be running into a wall or something like *I* was the hologram and got stuck and they’d run by me…

Quite true, but that would imply a room full of people dressed like stereotypical ninjas are worth infiltrating.

...Unless you’re an actual ninja hiding amongst a room full of people dressed like stereotypical ninjas...

It wasn’t so long ago that major US brokerage houses were busted levied a miniscule fine while admitting no wrongdoing for gaming the mortgage backed securities market and completely decimating the world economy to the tune of millions of jobs and over 22 trillion dollars. The criminals in that country wear suits and…

I just crammed all 7 seasons of Shameless into the last week and a half.

True, but Britannica has a much shorter section on the social and political impact of the Dragon Ball franchise.

Um, no. F this.

People who prefer the PS2's “quality” visuals are the same people who think VHS offers an experience you can’t get with Blu-ray and that the distortion and low fidelity fuzzing sounds on ancient LP’s are better than than crystal clear audio where you can hear all the instruments.

Wtf is up with the necks in Welcome to the Ballroom? It looks fun, but... I can’t get past those necks.

1. suck hard

We already have better faux hair options than this. While it’s really neat and looks pretty awesome for something like a toy or figurine, I would laugh in the face of somebody trying to pass this off as real hair. I would point and laugh and it would be awful for everyone.

“it was a little too thick for that. The phone is 7.9mm thick compared to the iPhone 7 Plus which is only 7.3 mm thick”

1. Teach child to quietly approach and place hand on you for your attention.

This has always been an amusing issue for me. Being a food service worker has taught me all the rules, which I get paid to follow religiously, then promptly throw out the window when I get home. The reasons the FDA has to set the rules they do are the same reasons why an article like this can't really give you any…