A percentage of nothing is still nothing. Good luck with that, Melania.

“Do you remember when you were young and life was more better?”
“You mean when you were a child who knew nothing and were super ignorant about the world beyond yours?”

“manifest your dreams” In other words, be born rich and make a sex tape.

How can someone that messy still be so boring?

The most annoying detail of all is how the NYT talks about Elizabeth Holmes trying to fool them too. Coyly acknowledging the con doesn’t inoculate you from being conned. It just means you’re a dumbass who is thirsty for hate clicks and ad revenue.

I literal said I was making a joke at the end of my comment and praised them for standing with the WGA.  Relax man

Almonds are horrendous for the environment and objectively cannot be milked.

Not that it will matter, but I will never give a single dollar to anything Johnny Depp is in or part of or can benefit from in any way. He and his rabid online fanbase are worthless trash.

Oh, ffs. People who don’t like gossipy, snarky, cynicism and/or pedantry for the sake of a bit, should maybe avoid columns with names like “Dirt Bag.”

I am JUST FACTUALLY CORRECTING THE WORD BIOLOGICAL. AND I AGREE IT IS JUST AS HEINOUS.

To everyone in the comments: It’s okay. You can admit what DeSantis is doing is absolutely an authoritative abuse of power without having to hem and haw about Disney to try and keep your “progressive” credibility.

I don’t negotiate with terrorists. This will eventually get me killed, and I’m okay with that.

Eh, as a former theatre kid, that dude is the theatre kid-est theatre kid who ever theatre kidded. He has (and apparently embodies) all the energy of the insecure person who got the lead in the high school production of Our Town, and almost immediately developed a Brando-esque ego.

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.

Crime victims might not be the right label but I get what they were trying to say. They will feel the consequences of this for the rest of their lives. They have already lost a family member. While he is still alive it is clear that they are not truly supporting him if they have not visited even once. They have cut…

I suppose it depends on your definition of “victim.” In one sense, anyone whose life is negatively affected by a crime that they are innocent of is a victim. Obviously, that’s not how we typically use the term in a legal sense, but their lives have clearly been disrupted and hurt by this.

Hearing DeSantis talk about objective truth and reality when his entire political career is based on actively engineering problems and scandals based on total falsehoods and distortions is a real whopper. Trump almost definitely believes every word that comes out of his mouth as absolute fact, but DeSantis is educated…

While I’d like more, I would LOVE to see all of the streamers do this going forward rather than just cancelling shows outright. Complete the story, PLEASE. A movie, a miniseries, SOMETHING.

I will be grumpy about GLOW for the rest of my days.

Been a fan since Heavenly Creatures. She elevates everything she touches. Haters can kick rocks for all I care.

That’s not how consent works. She may have consented to coming onstage, but that was it and consent can be withdrawn at any time. She didn’t consent to him getting all up on her and she definitely didn’t consent to him grabbing her personal property and destroying it.

She could have had her phone out for any number of…