Damn. I’m doing a toy store Instagram as part of my minimum wage job and this kind of shit gets past the resumé stage?

Read it as “MLK Jr, for standing up against the self-evident truth Americans hold so dear...” Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what Trump thinks.

Going to reply to myself since my comment is actually about the DAMNED STREAM and not bitching about politics. He’s raised over $305,o00 at this time.

Been watching the stream ( http://www.twitch.tv/hbomberguy )since the beginning (actually I watched the set-up on the day before). It’s fucking amazing. Total is over $276,000. Here’s a google doc of all the people who have been on the stream so far: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMXdmC9acxqzaAzNG9ET7AiGOamBx…

I’m hoping a (General) Harriet Tubman bio-pic or war movie is floating out there too. 

When you have good design and marketing for an item like an iPod or iPhone, there’s no real age barrier or people that you legally have to prevent from using your product. You want teens as early adopters and trend setters.

I’m pretty sure the levels of smoke or, as the guy said, “cloud” discussed are normal (a shit-ton more than a cigarette puff) and un-Godly. Big vaping douches fucking look like extinguished dragons. 

And CBD oil. 

I vape but fuck that guy. 

The smoke/vapor doesn’t smell like the flavors. It’s kind of like a super powered humidifier with Vicks Vap-o-rub in it.

They already are. I can’t take myself seriously calling it vape “juice.” Ugh. And when I use it in public, I feel like apologizing for the “smoke” or water vapor or whatever it is. It doesn’t smell bad like cig smoke does but it’s bigger and draws more attention.

My vape shop is Roots in Chicago. Helpful, informative, caring. The shop mixes in the nicotine amount you want so when I started (almost a year ago), I was at a .9 (or .09, I don’t know how it’s measured exactly but it’s roughly equivalent to half a pack to a pack of cigs a day) and now I’m at .3.

Hmmmm.... Sebastian Stan.... Hmmmm......

Ahhh, that explains it.

Felt the same about Weekend Update (“toothless” went through my mind). However, I loved the Space Station sketch! Felt like it put Leslie Jones’ energy that would normally cause her to break on camera to good use by having her talk directly to the viewers/kids.

I’m in Andersonville. Tell me about it!

AHHHH!!! THAT’S RIGHT OVER THERE! ::points west a few blocks::

That’s a great one! Slamwich or Sushi-Go are great ones for a little bit older as well!

Something great for restaurants are Plus-Plus toys: https://www.plus-plus.us/

This twitter account has been my life since I first saw a post on it. What I ALSO love is that I’m pretty sure they’re getting all those statistics (injuries from pizza, backpacks, books, etc.) from medical coders! My husband is one and he frequently told me of of all the weird incident detail codes.