There was this girl who decided to poo on the cuteness of a "kid introduced to gay could and doesn't give a shit" video and was schooled on how she talks to a lesbian every day, like Jesus would, who is fine with her being against her "lifestyle." I gave her a cookie for her amazing tolerance.

JANINE TURNER AND SHE IS A HELL BEAST!!!

me too!

Your paragraph of Matthew McConaughey's home life deserves a comedy award.

YES! My Emotional Support Jeans always die right when I need them!!!

Yet I still can't wear jeans to a job interview or to a job.

GIVE ME A SOLUTION TO MY JEANS WEARING OUT IN THE THIGH AREA AND I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY!!!!

You mean:

her sexy "come hither so I can whap you in the face and get to the food first" face

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!! If I didn't have to run to a confirmation lunch I'd write more!!!!!

There's a cat walking around like a human gif that's somewhere which makes me laugh just as much as that one. Except no "yolo" at the end.

I have one hell of a folder of Fuck-It Friday gifs. That was pretty deep in the "fuck it" google image search but so so so worth it!

OMG! I LOVE THAT!!!!! MUST HAVE GIF!!!!

OMG YES!!! One of my dog's friends is a puppy like that!

As Patton Oswalt reminds us, there were TWO guys: Bob Ross and William Alexander.

Thank you! The more people who know, the more likely it is that people will donate. No donation is too small but spreading the word is REALLY important in this crowdsourcing/fundraising world. I could spend all day searching "cat cancer" or "pet cancer" on twitter and instagram and interacting with people personally…

Oh! That's fantastic! http://sugarrub.org/ has a video with a veterinarian about where to touch and palpate (you'll get used to the word 'palpate' a lot). For female cats, make sure to feel all along their mammary glands and of course palpate the lymph nodes around the arm pits. It matters SO MUCH when a cat was…

Ooh! Those who have donated $5 or more, tell me what you want Link to dress up like either in the comments or on the donation page!!!!

I love the goat!!!

For those able or interested, May is Pet Cancer Awareness month. Petco and Blue Buffalo are using it to raise money for research. I'm having to use it to raise money for my cat Madison.