What exactly sucks about it? They made the right decision.
circa 1900 “H. Ford declares the steam-wagon officially dead”

I’m pretty sure a 2-stroke bike engine has more power/weight and power/size. (And we’re talking about oil-consuming rotaries, so don’t whine that I’m using a 2-stroke for comparison). Basically they just make engineers giggly, but they are terrible as engines for any real purpose.

I believe I’m supposed to say something like “desu desu desuuuu” here?

LOL. More like that’s why there are recovery programs for people who succumb to fascinations over reason. Rotary engines are good and dead, and there’s no reason to pull out your rosy spectacles in hindsight and claim they were ever something special.
Fuel (and oil) guzzling, torque-less wankers is all they are. The…

The magic that happens with a 911 engine hanging out past the rear end? Man you love your porsches.. even porsche put the engine in the middle for their latest race cars. Mid-rear cars do everything you described without taking away all hope of recovery if you overdo it. That seems more magical than a hopped up vw on…

Reading is hard..

Just don’t drive like an asshole on a press event at a closed track, amirite?

But of course it’s a ‘64.. what kind of observation is that?
“Rollin down the street in my ‘68 corolla” .. wait no that’s not how it went.

Don’t jump me.. I know eazy isn’t snoop.. but eazy didn’t choose that car (that life chose the car for him.. you know?)

hah, mine is named “clarkson”

why’d they bother running up the stairs.. I would’ve just walked through the lobby while they were doing that.

We have so much confidence in our stand that we’re fining you for even daring to imagine that we’re wrong! We’re not compensating, I swear!

Do I want the 911911696966966999? or the 9119199299191996? or the other 50 cars that all look identical. It’s going to be hard, but I’m going to go with not blowing my money on a 911, and get a cayman- the best car south of a 918 that porsche makes.

Dishonest engineers? VW doesn’t even know what you’re talking about

Did they find out the police chief was driving one of them? Also they need to make a “diy police chief” kit, kinda like how they make travel kits for Americans (hint, there’s lots of canadian flags involved)

True story- I did this to save my Alfa 4C from being rear-ended by a cop car. I even ran a red light to do it.
I was driving in a semi-spirited fashion (but not fast enough to pull me over on speed alone), and a cop car was stalking me with lights off. A light was turning yellow in front of me, and first I gave it a…

Ferrari didn’t want to get beat at something, so they said “no you can’t do it”. Hence no 488 time on their lapboard

I thought you were going to just say “weekly trips to the convenience store and a dash of moisture”

I mean you could mention the constant earthquakes.. but sure mention the one thing which literally they couldn’t rebuild quickly because of the radiation bio hazard. Way to be that guy.

they just need to be subjected to the most horrific industrial grade relay triggering on repeat.

you don’t know truck bro’s. The fog lights on their lifted trucks may be way too high to function as fog lights, but the switch on the column selector still functions unfortunately..

They’re designed to aim relatively forward and high since usually they sit as close to the ground as possible (to shine below fog, go…