What we have to do is SOMETHING because there’s other sports bro’s taking the headlines and social media attention. I don’t really care what it is, or why we do it, as long as it gets re-tweeted.

Yeah, you probably start by raping a passed out girl behind a dumpster, and getting a slap on the wrist. Then you realize after a few months your wrist is all better, so might as well go big or go home, right?

You know another formula that “went on for decades”?
Steam engines.

I wish- but goff looked worse

I mean, it doesn’t have to be a lap record- just a competent time, that shows the driver knew how to hustle the car without getting spun around a tree.

Easy. Only sell a 2 door stripper ranger in America. Don’t need a bro truck out of the ranger- there’s an F150 for that.

Don’t fuck around with bearings. If you’re replacing them, go for all of them- they’re way cheaper than the heartache of disassembling the engine back to the state where you can service them.

Actually, more generally- NEVER TAKE SHORTCUTS RE-ASSEMBLING AN ENGINE. Caps-rage over, but really- you’re only screwing…

Look how melted down that car is. Do you THINK the engine is salvagable? The block, all the auxiliaries, all the headers, and all the internals will need replacing.. which leaves you with..?

Seriously- why do people even try to sell scrapheaps like this? I mean, a hard crash, which totals the car but leaves the seats intact- that’s atleast worth the pair of seats, and maybe a carbon-fiber cupholder if you’re lucky. But this? There’s NOTHING that can be salvaged from that- except badly smelted scrap metal…

Little known fact: Canadians are up there with Scottish people and Australians when it comes to colorful cursing. The difficulty is getting them pissed off enough in the first place.
In Scotland, they’re already fighting you from “hello” so no problem there. In Australia, they’re already fighting for their lives from…

A manual wouldn’t have budged the sales numbers. I assure you that- this is a dream of fanboys who’d never buy the car, but the people who are actually in the position to be one of the 12 or so that gets one (per month), aren’t so belligerently opinionated about manual clutch actuation.

Definitely not these.

It’s not about fog. It’s about maximum douche. You’re only as douchey as the drivers in front of you are blinded by your lighting.

Good luck explaining this to the team. I’m sure if he’s bitten by the tiger, he could care less what merc thinks of it

Basically their excuse is “our radar system has really poor resolution, so we have to use machine learning to guess what we’re looking at”
If it doesn’t have adequate resolution, via a sufficient array of emitters and collectors, as well as high enough per-instrument resolution, you won’t be able to tell that a soda…

And yet military imagining is capable of detecting that the metallic object that’s hiding by bushes is indeed a tank, not a personnel carrier. From reconnaissance plane altitude. Machine learning isn’t necessary to solve this problem. Using adequate sensors for the job is- and properly correlating the imagery from all…

False, attacking your property is not attacking your person. He was not endangered by the actions of the other person, and had no justification to assault as self defense.

Not seeing any differences yet.. I’ll hold off on calling it anything more than a “new name”

parts bin + zip ties + cardboard with zebra patterns + duct tape + severely chopped and mangled guts of eventual car = prototype.

That’s a real picture.. but looking at it it still just seems like a rendering of a fake thing that totally wouldn’t ever be built.
I don’t mean to tarnish it- it’s cool.. just so outlandish that looking at it in real life I’d still be wondering if it was real- or just a shell on a boat that’s shaped like that haha.