It feels like a split between who owns an Olympic moment or achievement-the athelete(s) or the country who is supporting them/cheering them on, and in some ways, how much of a celebrity’s life “belongs” to others.

The Germans seem really humorless about this whole thing. That’s so unlike them.

Nope. Thousands of tests have been done in the attempt to prove that men are more analytical, and every one of them has failed. Additionally, emotions are not quantifiable, so it can’t be proven that one gender is more emotional.

Thank you and likewise.

Sign should read: My grandpappy took up arms against the Union and all I got is this lousy flag.

Gee, it’s almost like religion is a huge and multifaceted system that means different things to different people.

Can we also talk about that smile in the pictures? It’s everything I tell you!

I think it's obvious that Arizona is suffering from a severe discrimination shortage, and they are choosing to make their own instead of importing it from those terrible liberal racists in New York.

Cut to everyone hipster bragging about how they got all of their side tables from a homeless Tibetan sherpa's old apartment, discarded by the curbside and only covered in 5 lbs of cat hair.

A lot of dudes are like Malort: terrible. Sure, liquid potpourri sounds like a good idea at the time, but then the taste lingers and you can't get rid of it to save your life because it's clingy.