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jalops wouldve loved my 97 f250 ps. f350 suspension. limited slip rear end. locking hubs. 4x4. crew cab with 2 bench seats. 5 spd trans. 2 speed transfer case. 2 speed splitter. 30 gal propane assist. banks turbo and tune. twin fuel tanks but i replaced the rear tank with a 45 gallon unit and had to keep the spare

Dark green = best color.

This is a feature that you think is stupid until you use it then you can’t live without it. If your car doesn’t have the keypad hardwired, you can get a wireless keypad optionally. It has a lithium battery that allegedly lasts 10 years. The unit itself it a little more clunky, and matte black, but you don’t need to

I know that taking the keys to the car in the canoe with me is just a recipe for a few moments of panic as they plop overboard out of a poorly-engineered pocket and then a miserable evening as I wish, hard, I had a time machine.”

That’s the same code I use on my luggage!

then, at the next intersection, we watch the Cruise Bolt almost hit a Toyota SUV

...All I ask is a tall car and an illuminated spirit hood ornament to steer her by.

As a long-time reader of Jalopnik, well over 10 years, and a loyal fan to a fault, it pains me to say this but the fact of the matter is...Jalopnik is no longer viewed as a media entity worth responding to by Tesla or any other major manufacturer. It surprises me that so many articles here point out that “I’ve reached

Now it comesto Jalopnik . It’s a man’s world we just want to be treated as equal and compete on our own merits.

I see what you did there.  

Man, say what you want but Boomers know how to party like there’s no tomorrow

Fuck Trump and his MAGAssholes. May they find connecting rods poking through their stupid blocks.

This fucking year I swear.  You can't catch your breath without something horrible happening.  He was one of my favorite Mythbusters along with Jamie and Kari.  I'll always fondly remember him beating a polygraph test and having this hilarious but still relatable victory breakdown.  Poor guy, rest in peace.

Seriously the guy is selling shorts as a joke. As far as things to get mad about this has gotta be at the bottom. Who’s he hurting? There are other rich people who do legitimately bad shit out there who deserve to be roasted way more than Musk. Musk is questionable at best, but as far as rich douchebags go, at least

This is the right take. Car companies, and life in general, is too serious. Have you seen the Ford add that goes something like: during COVID we took care of you by building ventilators so now you owe us, buy one of our miserable soul crushing CUVs. Do I agree with everything Musk does? No. Am I really glad that at

“British electrification outfit”

It wouldn’t fly because we don’t like Wagons in the USA.   But if you could call it a 747 Coupe then maybe?

All tailgates have that if you don’t care about the paint.