It’s a nice idea to take your car along on your hypertrip, but it’s an idea that will only make things worse. It’s like saying “just drive your car into the Concorde’s cargo bay.”

Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Hyundai which this lovely lady will deliver soon. I hope it’s more exciting than your present Hyundai.

Dude, you’re on Jalopnik. It’s a Chevy Caprice.

*quietly moves Tsutomu to top of “PEOPLE NOT TO BE NEIGHBORS WITH” list*

Oh, the Beast will be there. You can be sure of that.

This one best fits his temperment.

This guy laughs at your inadequate crashing skills.

The menu looks like American Truck Simulator from SCS. I’ve been having fun learning geography with their European Truck Simulator.

The simulator engine is American Truck Simulator. You can buy it on Steam for $20

It would pay for itself in less than 6 months in Dallas.

Uh-oh, better not get Maaco.

Wasn’t it supposed to look like that?!

Now there’s your Nimitz Class Douche Canoe...

It could use a little more “golden” though. Let’s shower it in it.

Leaf has a 80 mile range. If the car has QC and it’s on your way home, all you need to do is a quick stop for 30 minutes - given the car is within 140 miles of your home. (80 miles full charged + 80% of 80 miles for a 30 minutes quick charge.)

Wow, these comments...

Try a used Volt (styling not that much better). They are also cheap and you get EV driving without the range anxiety part!

For the love of Pete, guys. You flung poo at this car for years calling it beige and railing that everything wrong with the car industry was because of beige. So here we are- much more aggressive styling for the Camry, as well as all the midsize family sedans (Altima, Accord, Elantra, etc.) And now you guys are like,…

Because

Jalopnik: “The Camry is bland, it needs to look better.”